1. Pick one word to describe yourself.
When on a shopping trip in
the bazaar, you would most likely:
Ask "Does it come in
black and white"?
Be bored selling stuff
NOT be the one carrying the bags around
Looking for suitable "investment
Why shop when there are so many other
interesting methods of acquiring trinkets!
The bazaar will come to me if it knows
what's good for it...
Acquire a new sword or two
Quickly dump all the change I've
Corner the picnic basket market
Your drink of choice is:
Crow's Special Brew
Just one drink?
A tall gnomish stout
Fresh mountain springwater!!!
200 year old scotch
201 year old scotch drunk from the
skulls of my enemies
Whatever is on hand
In a fight
against impossible odds, I would most
someone take a few hits, then make with the slows
wade in and start breaking things
Fight to the edge of my resources, and
Try to blow stuff up
Everybody was kung fu fightin!
Kill everything. Then kill
everything's' friends and families. And some random people too just to be sure.
Shoot my bow and hope for the best
Root them all
Slip away until the odds became more
Someone wants to hurt my pandas????
5. My favorite colors are:
Brown and green
Blue and Black
Brown and Blue
Light tan and Dark Brown
Black and White
Just plain black
brown, yellow, or black
Green and Grey
Black and Blood Red
6. When asked to save the world
from the forces of evil, I would most likely:
Be happy to provide equipment
in quantity for someone else to do the job
go find a box
agree, then go pilfer the treasury of
the forces of good and join the other side
Disguise myself as a necro, then go
cause disasters on the other side
Take lots of food with me
Reluctantly go do so.
Go help Straha
Laugh Manically. No really, that's a
Fill the ranks of good with droods,
then watch the carnage!
Lead a massed ranger charge against
the hoards of the abyss!
Go guerilla warfare on them bad guys
and their evil panda hating ways
7. My friends think I'm:
about my past
A bit loony
Who needs friends. Enemies are much
good at "finding" lost
Your ideal job would involve:
Working with plants
a career in enforcement...
something where colored index cards
would come in handy
Empress sounds nice...
Kicking ass, and taking
When confronted with a logic problem, you:
solve it through the use of covert corrugated container technology
Ask for help
Try to scamzore your way out of it
Think it through for a while, then
smash it with a sharp pointy object
Logic is overrated!
Work it out in excruciating detail
drink about it for a while, then come
up with a solution
Are surprisingly good with logic
Bash the crap out of it, unless it is
Have whoever created the problem
tortured until they spill the answer, then kill them anyways
would your ideal vacation spot be?
The underside of Qeynos
My newly conquered territory
Surefall glade is lovely this time of
Here and there, wherever the adventure
Luclin, freeport, it's all the same
11. Are you good, evil or
And The Neutral
Are you a leader or a follower?
Get out of the way Noob!
Would you rather go wade in and beat something up, or blast it out of existence
from a distance?
dunno, there is something to be said for getting a nice workout from cleaving
your foe in twain...
All that waveing of pointy objects
about! Hardly the work of a civilized being. Bring on teh Noise!
Nuke! Nuke! Nuke! Nuke!
How far would you go for a cookie?
a Cookie? All the way!
It's not a cookie, it's fruit and
I like Pie!
15. Why a duck?
kind of question is that?
Because I really dislike the taste of